The day I learn to fly, I'm never coming down...

peopleface:

idk man  this whole bee thing never really took off. I guess I couldn’t generate enough of a buzz.

That stings, man. Sorry.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.


Srs bzns.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

Srs bzns.

salroka asked:

could you possibly start tagging things into categories (for me, specifically dairy free and gluten free)?

foodffs:

Well…

I can possibly tell you there is a gluten free and dairy free tag.

:)

Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!

(Source: irisannwest)

Hi, I’m almost 26 and I order pink milk from my favorite late night diner. #sorrynotsorry

Hi, I’m almost 26 and I order pink milk from my favorite late night diner. #sorrynotsorry

handlebard:

fak-er:

Wearing your boyfriends jumper because you miss them and it smells like them.

what?

They probably mean “sweater”.

[Source: lots of British television]

NEVER NOT REBLOGGING QUEEN

(Source: drugslahmacunrocknroll)

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background