The day I learn to fly, I'm never coming down...

snackerston:

This is my favorite story to tell, and I don’t think I’ve told it so I’m going to tell it now.


So, back in ‘93, our military family moved up north to Anchorage, Alaska - and, when we got there, we found out base housing had a full year long waiting list, so we’d have to rent a place in…

As his sister, I can completely confirm this story is 100% true. There have been times my mom had to call us in late to school because of moose. There was also the time our street was flooded for like a month and we had to travel two blocks to cross the street, but anyways….. Moose.

peopleface:

idk man  this whole bee thing never really took off. I guess I couldn’t generate enough of a buzz.

That stings, man. Sorry.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.


Srs bzns.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

Srs bzns.

salroka asked:

could you possibly start tagging things into categories (for me, specifically dairy free and gluten free)?

foodffs:

Well…

I can possibly tell you there is a gluten free and dairy free tag.

:)

Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!

(Source: irisannwest)

Hi, I’m almost 26 and I order pink milk from my favorite late night diner. #sorrynotsorry

Hi, I’m almost 26 and I order pink milk from my favorite late night diner. #sorrynotsorry

handlebard:

fak-er:

Wearing your boyfriends jumper because you miss them and it smells like them.

what?

They probably mean “sweater”.

[Source: lots of British television]

NEVER NOT REBLOGGING QUEEN

(Source: drugslahmacunrocknroll)